Is there anything our President can't do? He's simply the Greatest Ever!

Today Donald Trump was awarded the FIFA Peace Prize, newly created expressly for his Highness. The world soccer league announced the creation of its special trophy a month ago after the Dear Leader was passed over for the Nobel Peace Prize he had publicly campaigned for.

Yesterday, the United Stated Institute for Peace, which was established by Congress and signed into law by Ronald Reagan in 1984, was renamed the Trump Institute for Peace, after the White House and Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) gutted its staff and funding earlier this year.

Now we are learning that Donald Trump will host the Kennedy Center Awards this week, traditionally celebrating performing artists selected for lifetime achievements and chosen by a bipartisan panel. After firing the Kennedy Center Board and naming himself chief of the capitol's premier cultural venue, emceeing the event is an honor that only Donald Trump deserves!

Yet patriotic Americans are asking, why hasn't Donald Trump been named Mister Universe?

Photo tweeted by the Dear Leader with his head pasted on Sylvester Stallone's body.

Why hasn't our President been awarded the National Medal of Arts (whose past recipients have included figures like Steven Spielberg, Spike Lee, and Ken Burns) for his singular contributions to the visual arts?

Drawing with a signature totally resembling Donald Trump's in Jeffrey Eptein's Birthday Book wishing that the sex offender might find every day "another wonderful secret."

Many wonder why our President, who dodged the draft in Vietnam with a special doctor's note testifying to bone spurs, hasn't won the Congressional Medal of Honor for his bravery in combat?

Trumps posted this AI image of himself wearing a crown while piloting a bomber and firing poop missiles at protesters during No Kings rallies in October 2025. Multiple sources say Trump called real combat vets "suckers" and "losers."

Recently, the U.S. Treasury announced the upcoming release of a newly minted half-dollar coin featuring the face of the Dear Leader on both sides, front and back, an honor long overdue.

Roman Caesars also put their faces on the empire's coinage. Heads, I win, Tails, you lose.

Some wonder why the World's Greatest Person is falling in the polls. Could it be that voters are beginning to suspect that inside all Trump's self-promotion, bluster and bravado there lurks a very weak, whiny, ineffectual little man?

Confidence is quiet. Insecurities are loud.